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Status Updates posted by Fawzo

  1. My only pledge is to try and leave humanity a little bit better off than it was before I got here

    1. Atwater Vitki

      Atwater Vitki

      That's the best any of us could hope to do!

    2. SoundofPeace


      If you change only yourself for the better, then your pledge is fulfilled.

  2. Happy Solstice Fellow Travelers

    1. Rev. High Priestess Mandi

      Rev. High Priestess Mandi

      A Merry Solstice to you as well!

  3. no no no ... you keep them talking until the sun comes up and they turn to stone

  4. Sign up here to join the boycott

  5. Have you hugged your Christmas tree today?

    1. reverend irma

      reverend irma

      I don't have one, but I feel sorry for them. They're so coveted as a christmas decoration, but after the holiday they're chucked into the street. They look so lonely as they die.

  6. Is chat service tommorw night 5:30 Pacific?

    1. Fawzo


      Maybe I should skip it and take some spelling lessons

    2. Stormson


      Its at 5 pacific and 8 eastern... fixed in the post now :)

  7. Wondering if anyone got anything for the first day of Christmas?

    1. RevRainbow


      a cartridge in a bare tree.

  8. Can one make anti-cupcakes from anti-matter?

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    2. Brother Michael Sky

      Brother Michael Sky

      empty calories that explode when they touch your lips.... interesting...

    3. Brother Michael Sky

      Brother Michael Sky

      the more times i read that the more i wonder what was in your mind when you wrote it....

    4. Stormson


      I used to make some really awesome brownies with arcane plant matter back in the day ;)

  9. Embrace the gaps between your thoughts

    1. Brother Michael Sky

      Brother Michael Sky

      pssst, Fawzo - your Buddhist is showing again....

    2. RevRainbow


      Im still trying to grasp the thoughts amid the gaps!

    3. Raven's Trikes
  10. All hail the turtle!

  11. Make God smile this week!

  12. Does it hurt the grass when I cut it?

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    2. panpareil


      The part that is cut off and dies does not care that there is no pain.

    3. murphzlaw1


      If grass is emo, maybe it'll cut itself.

    4. preacher man

      preacher man

      IF it hurt the grass when you cut it, it would hurt you. BECAUSE MOANING...................lol

  13. Happy Father's Day Dudes!

  14. Little Boy blue come blow your vuvuzelas